Church of Christian Churchology

The Church of Christian Churchology that sponsors the William Murderface and Dick "Magic Ears" Knubbler Christmas special, provided that there was no nudity, profanity, sex, violence, and drugs or drinking (which Murderface and Knubbler agreed to). However, due to the Dethklok's mothers getting drunk and the appearance of Dr. Rockzo, this ruined the Church's wholesome Christmas special, causing the church priest to brutally attack Murderface.