I'm Just a Rock 'n Roll Clown

I'm Just a Rock 'n Roll Clown is a song written by Zazz Blammymatazz and sung by Dr. Rockzo. The music video for the song was banned from MTV because the viewers could see Rockzo's loins through his jumpsuit. The song is pretty much about Dr. Rockzo and his addiction to cocaine. At one point, archive footage of his time in court played, with a judge asking Rockzo why his nose was bleeding. Rockzo's response? "I fell down!"

Lyrics
Oooh!

C'mon, girls!

Rock all day

Sniff at night

Roll that money

No more clowning around for you

Got it bad

Need to get some blow

They say it's gonna snow

Gonna put white Christmas up my nose

I ain't no weatherman

Don't know if it's gonna rain

'Cause I'm a rock 'n roll clown, doing a lot of cocaine

One of these days, they're gonna take me away

'Cause I'm Dr. Rockzo, and I do cocaine

Yee-haw!

Huh, what's that, judge? Oh, why's my nose bleeding? Oh, well, you see... I fell down!

(guitar solo)