Bloodrocuted

"Bloodrocuted" is a song by Dethklok. It was released as the very first Dethklok "single", with a music video to accompany it.

History
Nathan Explosion got the idea for the song during Nick Ibsen's talk show when Ibsen revealed that the band members' families were there. While Ibsen was deriding Dethklok, Stella Murderface drove through the set on a motorized scooter and ran over a cable that knocked down one of the lights, which hit Ibsen between the neck and shoulder, making him scream in pain and start wandering around. Ibsen's blood trailed towards the live ends of the now-broken cables and electrocuted him. Nathan then said, "Good song title... 'Bloodrocuted'".

The "spiritual successor" to the song is considered to be "Dethsupport" from The Dethalbum II, because the structure of both songs is similar and they are both the shortest song on each album. (Unless "Deththeme" counts as a normal song, not a hidden track.)

Music video
The music video for "Bloodrocuted" is the first "real" Dethklok video (unless the intro is counted as the music video for the Deththeme). The video is focused around a single protagonist, a Dethklok fan who journeys into an ice cavern but is caught by the Tribunal. He finds at the center of the cave what appears to be a blood-covered crystal in the shape of Facebones. The fan grabs it, and his body then freezes and turns light blue. He opens his hand and finds it covered in blood, along with the smashed Facebones crystal. As he walks out of the cave, it is revealed that the Facebones crystal is actually inside the fan's heart. General Crozier, noticing the event, presses a red button, which sends his forces over to eliminate the fan. The fan notices the troops and begins to run. Crozier's soldiers eventually trap the fan in a corner and shoot him, but the fan retaliates and transforms into some sort of god with a Facebones-shaped helmet and a ripped physique. The fan "bloodrocutes" the soldiers by shooting blood infused with lightning from his hands. He then jumps up into the sky and lands at a throne, presumably the cave where he acquired the Facebones crystal. Meanwhile, Nathan has been watching all of this from a spire high above, and jumps down into the cave and onto a platform where the rest of the band members are standing. It is shown that the fan has mastered the powers of the Facebones crystal, as it is now glowing inside his heart. The video ends with the fan sitting on his throne. The clip also shows the band playing in darkness and in their usual corpsepaint, while lightning is striking all around them.

The video is not considered to be from the actual Metalocalypse show unlike most Dethklok videos due to the role of the Tribunal in the video, but more as a way to promote the show and Dethklok.

Lyrics
You've been targeted in the night

By violent mercenaries

Your identity's been confused

With one that looks like you

You're a simple man living life

You are an electrician

But there's a bounty on your head

A billion unmarked travelers checks

Run

Find your way deep into the woods

The dogs can smell your path

Try to find a way out of this

There seems to be no chance

Bounty hunters closer to you

Start to remember back

When you studied biology

Back in your high school class

Wait now

What did they say

About the human body

And proportions of things?

Blood is

An energy conductor

I am full of that

All I need is an outlet

They're getting closer

But now you have a plan

Lead them to the generator

Where there's solid land

The concrete floor will do just fine

And electric outlets

Open up your veins and splash the blood

And hit the power lines

Bloodrocuted

Bloodrocuted

You'll be bloodrocuted

You'll be bloodrocuted

You'll be bloodrocuted right now

You'll be bloodrocuted

You'll be bloodrocuted

You'll be bloodrocuted right now

Enemies stand dead in your blood

The stench of cooking skin

Everyone of them with their hair on end

Their eyes exploded in

You stand with your arms bleeding still

You cannot stop the flow

Though you are the victor tonight

Your time has come to go

Go go go go go go

Your time has come to go

Go go go go go go

Your time has come to go

Wait now, what did they say

About the human body

And proportions of things?

Blood is

An energy conductor

I am full of that

All I need is an outlet

Bloodrocuted