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“Birthday Dethday”
Background information

Birthday Dethday is a song featured in season one of the show, during the episode, "Birthdayface". It is also on The Dethalbum. Birthday Dethday is a song sung/played to Murderface on his birthday. Shortly after the song is played, and Jean Pierre places Murderface's Mercury-frosted cake for all to eat (and die a short time later), the Queen of Denmark dies due to Mercury poisoning.

Lyrics[]

Copyright logo The following song lyrics is a direct quote, copied verbatim, from Metalocalypse, a Dethklok song, or from album linear notes.

This content is copyrighted by either Adult Swim, Williams Street Records, or BS Records.

Many years ago today something grew inside of your mother...
That thing was you!

YOU
YOU YOU YOU YOU
Did she scream? Did she cry?
Only those that are born are the ones that get to die.

One more year closer to dying,
Rotting organs ripping grinding,
Biological discordance,
Birthday equals self abhorrence.

Years keep passing aging always,
Mutate into vapid slugs,
Doctor gives a new prescription,
Bullet in a fucking gun.

One more year closer to dying,
Plastic surgeons fuel the lying,
You forget why you came in here,
Your mind rots with every New Year.

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee,
You have little time,
And you're running out of life.

Happy Birthday!
You're gonna die!

Now you're old and full of hate,
You take a pill to masturbate,
Your children point to you and scream,
Because they will become that thing.

One more year of further suffering,
There's no point in fucking bluffing,
Open up your DETHDAY present,
It's a box of fucking nothing.

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee,
You have little time,
And you're running out of life.

Happy Birthday!
You're gonna die!

DIE DIE
DETHDAY
BIRTHDAY
DETHDAY

DIE DIE
DETHDAY
BIRTHDAY
DETHDAY

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee,
You have little time,
And you're running out of life.

Happy Birthday!
You're gonna die!

Music video[]

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Dethklok-Birthday Dethday (Full and Official Music Video)-0

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Dethklok - Birthday Dethday

Lyrics

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