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“Crush My Battle Opponent's Balls”
Background information

Crush My Battle Opponent's Balls is a guitar solo by Dethklok lead guitarist Skwisgaar Skwigelf, and is often regarded as his signature song. Skwisgaar employs sweep picking, tapping and alternate picking to play the song. The solo is shown in the episode Skwisklok.

A music video was made for the song in order to promote the then-upcoming Skwisgaar Skwigelf Advanced Fast Hand Finger Wizard Master Class. In it, Skwisgaar is dressed in a black suit of armor with black makeup. He starts off by playing while standing on two cliffs, then jumps up and flies into the air. He is chased by two dragons, but shoots a laser from his guitar and kills one of the dragons. He then continues with the second dragon in hot pursuit. Again, Skwisgaar shoots a laser from his guitar and kills the dragon. However, on the set, the second dragon (which is, in reality, mechanical) malfunctions and explodes, killing multiple people on the set. One of the dragon's horns flies into the air and impales one of the crewmembers.

Nevertheless, the footage remained intact, and the video for "Crush My Battle Opponent's Balls" was released and shown on TV.

During Skwisgaar's first concert after his brief departure to move back to Sweden, he played a guitar solo very similar to "Crush My Battle Opponent's Balls". When he played it, he displayed actions similar to the ones in the video. During the solo, he flew up- clad in armor similar to the one he was wearing in the video- into the sky. However, there were no dragons, but lightning was seen protruding from Skwisgaar's guitar, similar to him shooting lasers out of his headstock in the video.