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I’m Just a Rock N’ Roll Clown is a song written by Zazz Blammymatazz and sung by Doctor Rockso. The music video for the song was banned from MTV because the viewers could see Rockso’s loins through his jumpsuit. The song is pretty much about Rockso and his addiction to cocaine, with archival footage of his time in court.


  • [Doctor Rockso] Oooh!
  • C’mon, girls!
  • Rock all night
  • Sniff that line
  • Roll that money
  • No more clowning around for you
  • Got it bad
  • Need to get some blow
  • They say it’s gonna snow
  • Gonna put white Christmas up my nose
  • I ain’t no weatherman
  • Don’t know if it’s gonna rain
  • ‘Cause I’m a rock ’n roll clown, doing a lot of cocaine
  • One of these days, they’re gonna take me away
  • ‘Cause I’m Doctor Rockso, and I do cocaine
  • Yee-haw!
  • “Huh, what’s that, judge? Oh, why’s my nose bleeding? Oh, well, you see... I fell down!”
  • [Bink Bonk] ♪ (Guitar solo) ♪