Skwisgaar denying involvement with his biological children
 Skwisgaar is in no legal way the father/guardian/etcetera of these children. See, in order to get backstage or to have any kind of audience with Skwigelf, every man, woman and child must sign a paternity waiver that legally disallows even the notion that Skwisgaar Skwigelf could be the father of their children, regardless of a potential positive DNA test. 
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History[]
Fatklok[]
As a precursor to the later lawsuits and children revealed in the Season 3 episode Fatherklok, Skwisgaar has no trouble being a father to Fatty, who is adopted. He states that he would rather not have Fatty know he's adopted, and refers to fatherhood as a 'strange bird'.
Fatherklok[]
It is revealed in this episode that Skwisgaar has many children around the world with many different women. Several women have sued him for not recognizing his biological children as his legitimate children. Thanks to the legal acumen of his manager, none of the paternity suits have been successful despite positive DNA matches. There have been several thousand paternity claims directed at Skwisgaar and it is unclear how many of these claims are true.
Later in the episode, Skwisgaar comes to terms with this reality. While he does not want to accept fatherhood or the responsibilities of taking care of these children, he accepts that his fate is to supposedly fertilize "the wombs of the world" and spread his demi-god seed.
Trivia[]
- The last names of some of the women who sued Skwisgaar are:
- Skwigalff
- Lynmehyer
- Hoffenholstein
- Kanduu
- Esperanza
- Running Deer.
- All of the children seen as a result of Skwisgaar's sexual escapades share his specific blonde hair color.
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