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Skwisklok is the 11th episode of Season 1.

Skwisgaar is set to host a pay per view TV show called The Skwisgaar Skwigelf Advanced Fast Hand Finger Wizard Master Class. Meanwhile, the rest of the band demanded endorsement deals: Toki endorsed the Willard Wonky candy industry (his teeth end up falling out, and he has a sugar rush and ends up in a diabetic coma), Nathan makes his own BBQ sauce: Explosion Sauce, Murderface endorsed a doorknob company called Murderknobs and Pickes now endorsed Pickle Nickles. The Tribunal discuss the danger of endorsement involving dangerous celebrities like Dethklok, but they even admit that they are looking forward to watching the Skwisgaar Skwigelf Advanced Fast Hand Finger Wizard Master Class (Ravenswood admited that he began playing guitar himself).

In order to promote the event, a music video was made for a guitar solo written by Skwisgaar called "Crush My Battle Opponent's Balls". However, a freak accident occurred during the filming of the video, killing multiple crewmembers. The remaining footage was later edited and shown on TV.

Before the event, Skwisgaar requested a dragon to be in the master class, similar to the music video for "Crush My Battle Opponent's Balls", but the person working there declined, saying that dragons never existed and therefore impossible to obtain. Skwisgaar, angry, fired the person. Later, Skwisgaar started to crumble under pressure when Charles Foster Ofdensen came in and had Skwisgaar sign a ten billion insurance policy, having each of his fingers insured. He also had Skwisgaar wear solid crystal oxygenating hand-aquariums in order to protect them while he was not playing.

Later, Skwisgaar had trouble getting the solid crystal oxygenating hand-aquariums off and went to the rest of Dethklok to help. After multiple failures, Nathan Explosion finally poured some of his Explosion Sauce on the solid crystal oxygenating hand-aquariums, freeing Skwisgaar from the hand-aquariums (he licks his finger and gives the sauce a taste). However, due to the Explosion Sauce containing some cilantro which Skwisgaar is allergic to, his tongue and hands swelled enormously. He went onto the stage and did the master class, but played much worse than expected. Nevertheless, the event was successful, with a reporter going on to say that Skwisgaar "truly reinvented the instrument". At one point, fans mimic his moves in the master class by strumming the guitar with stiff fingers.

Guest Voices

  • King Diamond
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